Saturday, June 1, 2024

Women Are in Charge

When I was delivered to my parents by the stork, I was given an envelope with a message in it. It said "Open when you have learned to read" on the front. I couldn't read at the time, but I held onto the envelope out of sheer curiosity anyway, holding it unopened.

The time came years later when I could read. I opened it. It said "women are in charge." It was just that one sentence.

For this reason, any time I find myself in a romantic showdown with a woman, I assume that it is my job to at least earn her approval. Between you and me, I think I have to do more than that if I want to one day get into her pants, but I at least seek to earn her approval.

I'm fine.

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